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not true. obviously something else must have happened to her before that. dont give urself so much credit. she wouldnt just start crying, maybe u reminded her of someone that died... lol but if those situations are ruled out...... have a nice life ugly(:

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56... now that's an FML...kinda like the little kid who tugged on a random person's pants in a store and said, mommy, I want to go now...it was a guy

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If this is true (which it probably isn't) then the OP has to go all out and get every kind of plastic surgery there is. It doesn't matter how much it costs, borrow money from the mob if need be, but just do it.

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I think #60 must be on to something. Was it a young girl? Were you making faces? Post-pubescent girls don't just burst into tears at the sight of some ugliness, even if you are truly hideous. A toddler might if you made a face or you are disfigured in some way. Fix what you don't like or accept yourself for who you are. If your mum tells you you're beautiful, believe her.

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Yeah, that's the ticket! My pic is five earth-toned stripes because I look so hot, all the girls would cry if they could see me. Yeah, let's go with that! :)

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Wait, so is it a five-some? Or are DGross and I getting kicked out? If so, that's okay, because our sex tape will make allegorical references to Plato's "Allegory of the Cave"! Which is awesome because it's already one big allegory! Which rhymes with orgy! If that's alright with DGross, that is.

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Oh, wow! I go to an Oscar party and miss out on this kind of fun! This is better than the party. Coed orgies are OK with me, cuz I have my steel-bottomed crotchless thong to avoid any AP's or IP's by any of the other males there. AP = Accidental Penetration IP = Intentional Penetration

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seeimdee are you in too for the best night of your life? aww crap... just looked at your age... well we just have to wait a year or go overseas... isn't that right Perdix? ...and now a public service announcement... (everything in this thread is a joke for those of you who can not take one (in the butt...ooooo) please stop reading this thread for the sake of your mental well being)

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A big brain? I know a dude with encephalitis! Well, big head, close enough. I hear big heads always make us girls cry with pleasure. ;D Jailbait FTW! I wanna be jailbait forever. Forbidden love is so angst-ridden and hawt.

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Ooh, this double-posting is definitely putting me in the mood. Double is always better. Lube, Oreo filling, partners, orgasm time, Oreo filling as lube...

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And kids too young to know what "the PNR" is. Or too fail-tastic! :D Well, first you might have to mix the filling with a little water to create some paste, then heat it up in the micro for about 15 seconds. If the consistency is like doughnut glaze, though, you've f'ed up.

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While we are free associating, renisca, I go from "Double" and "Oreo filling" to "Double-Stuff Oreos." That leads me to the commercial where Eli and Payton Manning are getting ready for a double-stuff "eat-off" with the Williams sisters. This is the porn film that even the perviest of pervs begged NOT to get made.

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The vomit-worthy part is "double-stuffed." Think Eli in Venus's vag while Payton's boning her ass. You can swap the location of the brothers or the Williams sister to generate hours of porn that no one will watch. . . without being permanently scarred.

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D: Woah...I was just glad that my state was good at something (winning the Superbowl) for once. Now? Definitely not bowled over. And not feeling too calm or Serena. Sports + sex + terrible puns = time for Tiger Woods jokes. Not really. xP

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astro_plastic has rightly diagnosed that the problem with the people participating in this thread is their youth and inexperience. That doesn't apply to me, so I wonder what she thinks my problem(s) is/are?

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Maybe your problem is the exact opposite: experience? We love all the wisdom you impart, but maybe that's not all you're spreading. Maybe she's upset about the STD you gave her. Now that's one bitter "experience." Reconsider the meaning of your favorite quote, "Spread the love." Love is not jelly on toast, to be spread on the corners as you work them. At least, that's what I know. But what do I know? That jelly on toast is really good. That's all I know.

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astro_plastic, 200 an hour? I can afford that, but I was hoping you might do some work pro boner,. . . er, um. . ., I mean, pro bono. I wonder what Freud would have to say about that.

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@snick, you can't bring yourself to call them "sammiches," can you? Your interest in "penis butter" is duly noted. @rensica, you had me at "spread."

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lol @ penis butter Also, daaammmn, $200 is a little steep... especially when it may ummm... last a while...I assume that rate is flexible, especially because of the "hard" times these days which I'm sure you'll be "experiencing"... ...but wait, I'm not even in on this anymore am I :-( Maybe I should get out of this comment thread before I contract anything...else...

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Well, it could START as psychotherapy, but I'm willing to gamble that you will either find me irresistible, or pity me. I think the pity angle will be more likely ;)

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Sammich is not a sexist term. It simply refers to a sandwich made by a naked person after sex. I would be happy to make a sammich for a woman who gave me exquisite oral pleasure. I'd even have the good taste not to fix a hot dog slathered in mayonnaise garnished with alfalfa sprouts and two hard-boiled eggs. That I would not do!

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Maybe we're all just practising for that moment when we lose our teeth but not our wives and order them to make a sammich. Don't hate :) Ninja, make me a sammich!

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This is fucking epic. lmao at ppl who thought she was a whore. lol. i think the peyton^2 and williams^2 is more of a group thing. not double team, the sibling thing makes it a ton more awkward. $200 psychotherapy for the people with the 5 sum turns out into a total orgy. the $200 obv is going towards the drugs.

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I see what you did there Perdix... and to astro_plastic: I'm sorry I hurt your feelings if you thought I meant you were only worth $200/hr...to make up for it I will make you a sammich ... if Perdix allows me that is :-)

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If astro_plastic wants your sammich, go ahead and make her one. At least, it'll show snickerdoodles that we enlightened men don't take the term in a sexist way. I think she was responding to my business proposition with offense, not yours.

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