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By puppylove - 20/10/2012 07:16 - United States

Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML

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By fufu_mutt - 15/12/2010 04:24 - United States

Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML

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By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 21:30

Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML

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By Dakota - 28/09/2017 04:30

Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML

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By ConfusedGinger - 10/11/2016 11:50 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By houdinette - 22/11/2013 23:14 - Sweden - Norrk?ping

Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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By Mr.P - 21/10/2011 15:35 - United States

Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML

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By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

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dftba 13

Saturday 20 October 2012 16:11

I hope you stopped the car and went after him.

Mioko_fml 6

Saturday 20 October 2012 16:18

You deserve it. I don't understand why people think it is okay to open the window big enough for pets to get out. And don't you know how dangerous escaping pet is to other drivers on the road?

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aeropuppy 6

Saturday 20 October 2012 18:10

My dog jumped out the back of my truck when he was puppy and he badly broke his leg

christonabike 3

Saturday 20 October 2012 20:44

Why on earth was he free in the back of a truck??? I'm guessing ur American?

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 20 October 2012 22:00

70- Shut the **** up with this "You were irresponsible? You must be American!" bullshit. It's seriously idiotic, and makes you look unbelievably ignorant.

alycion 38

Saturday 20 October 2012 18:14

When I was little, my dad had a jeep. One day we picked up the dog with the top down after the groomer gave him a stupid looking haircut. We laughed. He got loose from the doggie seat belt and jumped out. He was fine. I learned from that, even if the dog is properly restrained in the car, to leave tops up and windows not fully down. I don't let my dog pit his head out of the window either. Too many cases of debris damaging their eyes.

alexlovescandy 3

Saturday 20 October 2012 18:14

Bahahaha , thats so funny. You went after him right !!?

mdayanah 0

Saturday 20 October 2012 18:15

Is he ok??!

ViviMage 38

Saturday 20 October 2012 18:19

You realize in some states that is illegal? They need to be crated it buckled in

Dhvanil1204 0

Saturday 20 October 2012 18:39

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? The window.

yaozeyu 4

Saturday 20 October 2012 18:48

Dump dog

perdix 29

Saturday 20 October 2012 18:56

Dogs are mans' best friend. If your best friend chose to end it over going on with you, you might want to consider a personality upgrade. Consider tying a porkchop around your neck. My parents did that got me to get the dog to play with me.

darkmis1 17

Saturday 20 October 2012 18:59

Why did you have the window down?

SilverTears14 5

Saturday 20 October 2012 19:02

People like you shouldn't own animals & definitely not allowed to have children.

SilverTears14 5

Sunday 21 October 2012 10:45

when your the vet tech that has to watch the patient under anesthesia, as the Dr put it's back together, you'll understand my original comment

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