Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML
Cool your boots
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Force of habit
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Unwarranted bitchiness
Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML
Charming
Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
Get on with it!
Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped for a red light. That person was my wife. Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear my passengers snickering at me. FML
Awks
Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML
Called out but accurate
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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stevenmx86 8
Wtf dude?
heyhihello95 12
You're screwed.
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guy24 9
Write an essay about what not to do at a stop sign. In no less than 800 words.
instnt1nfction 17
The..
bearsy 0
Ha!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Interesting way to solve your problems :)
Deitiy 0
Oh you sir, are the best boyfriend ever.
kei1108 13
You are such a jerk... Maybe this will teach you to obey the rules; they are there for a reason.
downtime 13
15, This would be true years ago, these days there are plenty of barriers in place on the road that exist only to cover the ass of the local councils (this applies where I live, but in a highly litigious area such as the US I assume this would also apply). Plenty only really apply in peak hour traffic. If this was in the early hours of the morning or late at night with few cars around and high visibility then I could see this as being safe. I wouldn't say the average person should run stop signs all the time, or even complain if they were to get caught at any time, but keep in mind that it isn't always wrong. Go ahead and thumb me down now, we all know you people don't think for yourselves.
Shrike 24
I thumbed you down cause of the arrogant, "I'm better than everyone" final sentence and nothing more.
ILEIKGURLS 0
Don't be such a bitch.
MonGuillaume 2
TL;DR
ThecomingofTan 9
62, I thumbed you down because your comment didn't make me want to touch myself, and I need that.
downtime 13
64, I was simply pointing out an observation. The second someone says something that deviates from the straight edge 'follow the rules because we are all obedient little pets and other assume others know better because we don't want to have to accept responsibility for our own actions' theory they get thumbed down. 110, I knew I was missing something there...
AmbrosiaWriter 17
You got thumbed down because giving the advice of "it's okay to run stop signs when no one will catch you and you THINK it's safe" is just stupid. You are breaking a law. Stop signs are there for a reason, they aren't just a suggestion, and they typically aren't just thrown around all willy-nilly to piss off drivers. I thumbed you down because your arrogance and advice are two of the major reasons why there are so many accidents. People that think the rules don't apply to them.
downtime 13
129, Tell me then, why would I need to stop at an intersection with full visibility - I know for a fact there are no cars around, and am travelling at a safe speed? If you're going to respond with "because it's the law" then don't even bother, but if there is a legitimate reason for someone to stop then please tell me as I will need to reconsider my own driving. By the way, that wasn't what I said at all.
OCDC 9
Cars aren't the only things you need to watch out for at stop signs. My friend's little brother was killed because some idiot ran a stop sign and hit him. Children are not always the easiest to spot, and they aren't likely to think about the consequences before they run out in the middle of the road when a car is coming. Not to mention stop signs are the ******* LAW. They weren't made to be suggestions, they were made to be followed to prevent shit like this. Is this a valid enough reason as to why you always stop at stop signs, or at least slow down?
blueeyedwolf 10
Also, what if there was a car coming with it's headlights off at night? Not so easy to see and easy to hit if you run that stop sign. Just stop now because you are digging yourself deeper into a hole. Stop signs have reasons.
downtime 13
Yeah I think I will stop, I'm wasting my time with such narrow minded fools.
blueeyedwolf 10
If you want to run stop signs, just make sure the only person you injure or kill is yourself.
KiddNYC1O 22
There's high visibility at night? Hmm, I ought to visit my oculist...
downtime 13
Ah 150, something resembling a rational response - I only saw it after posting my previous reply. Except I did specify full visibility. This implies the area is well lit. Who goes around running every single red light or stop sign they see in whatever conditions? I'm simply saying there do exist times when the circumstances do not warrant stopping. For example near me is a road that is heavily used during work hours and after that it remains a dead zone, so there is a traffic light there which exists only to keep the traffic flowing from the side street that otherwise wouldn't have a chance in hell of merging with traffic safely. In addition there is a stop sign near me which existed because there was poor visibility from a nearby apartment block, the block was bulldozed and now you can see the entire length of the road, but of course the sign remains. A little common sense and not just the "b-b-but the law :(" nonsense would actually be useful in these situations.
blueeyedwolf 10
Like I said, do what you want, but you had better not injure or kill someone who is innocent because you THINK it's OK not to stop at stop signs all the time.
f_my_flip_life 5
Don't argue with an idiot (Downtime). He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
downtime 13
167, But it also depends on your definition of wrong. To me, it isn't wrong to break the law as the law is fallible, but that's beside the point. Your summation is mostly accurate...
Awsumuzzie 12
Oh! Another soap opera! With one of the same people, how intriguing...
downtime 13
Well since right and wrong are subjective there really is no correct answer. I don't plan to live my life based on the opinions of other people, though I welcome well thought out justifications for changing my own moral code. That said, this isn't really the place for long winded discussions of this nature, so I'm going to drop it. Have a good day/night.
every1luvsboners 11
Downtime, you don't run stop signs simply because it's illegal. Once you get a $200 ticket I'm sure mommy and daddy will have the same talk with you. I hope you're trolling or 15 year old idiot because no-one could possibly be this arrogant and stupid. Child please.
docscientist 10
62, you're a ******* moron. The point is, there could be someone else going across your way at any time, and what do you know, there's an accident because you ran a stop sign. How about you try thinking, because thinking for yourself obviously isn't working. Op never said he looked before going. Stop making up scenarios that don't apply to this fml.
gr8koolkat 6
Downtime. I know you probably won't read this. I just wanted to say, please follow the law. I understand what you are trying to say with your example about the traffic light in peak hour. I understand where you're coming from I do! But to say that you think you know better than and are 'higher than' the law is a truely imbecilic and arrogant comment. Despite what you may think, you do not know better. I just hope that one day you run that traffic light in the middle of the night and get hit by a truck. Not to kill you, but to total your car and give you a bit of a wake up call. I'm not narrow minded, I'm not 'following the crowd'. I am plain and simple speaking unfortunately from experience and heartbreake. Don't make a stupid mistake one day and hurt innocent people. If you read this, thank you for your time. God bless. x
cocodecoeur 12
Downtime: Your comments are so goddamn long that I just thumbed them down.
guy24 9
Downtime you should stop. Your part of the problem here.
eyealaska 4
So you broke the law and you flipped someone off who honked at you because you thought they were being rude? Is that what you're saying here? You're a tool.
J3R3MYY 14
Well ur not going to get his blessing..
borkchop1992 15
i hate asshole drivers like you that honk and swear like a bunch of little bitches
NoobyNed 4
LOL I died of laughter from that comment.
downtime 13
If you drive like a rational person you never really see those people very often...
borkchop1992 15
try driving in europe its like war
Akharr01 5
Your kool. If someone honks at me I just wave. Makes them real happy whenever your happy that they honked;D
lindseykcool 6
There are so many grammatical errors in this comment. I don't know where to begin.
MonGuillaume 2
Big deal, its not like he was being a jackass or trying to prove a point where correct spelling and grammar is necessary. I, personally, type like I speak.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
"...where correct spelling and grammar IS necessary"? I love people who talk trying to sound intelligent yet they screw up basic grammar and end up sounding silly.
justanotherbird 19
What an idiot. You drive like an asshole and then get all bitchy with the horn too. YDI simply for your level of stupidity.
Snafuusmc 12
Simply don't get mad at things. Count to 10.
dustin3131 0
Your profile picture is funny!
GoW_Chick 15
Just tell him it's the new cool way to say hi, and next time stop at the damn stop sign before you get yourself or someone else hurt dumbass.
twilightluvr101 4
I couldnt of said it better myself