Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
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Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML
Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped for a red light. That person was my wife. Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear my passengers snickering at me. FML
Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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stevenmx86 8
Wtf dude?
heyhihello95 12
You're screwed.
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squirrel1215 5
Why the hell would you flip someone the bird after already doing something really stupid that could put you and others in danger? I'm sorry, but you're a disrespectful idiot. YDI.
squirrel1215 5
She's a chocolate Siamese tabby point...to the best of my knowlege. She was given to us by our neighbors because they really didn't know how to take care of her.
squirrel1215 5
Cute! They do look very similar. I like them 'cause they have the whole Egyptian Eye-of-Horus thing going on, and they're super friendly. I'm guessing yours is a bit different, though, 'cause the fur is longer. Mine sheds like no other, but I love her. :3
squirrel1215 5
That's awesome! I always love it when people rescue animals from their current situation rather than buying them from a pet store. *high fives* :)
imaa_hustler 0
You deserve it for having road rage and for running a stop sign which is obviously there for a reason. What do you really accomplish by honking the horn and flipping the person off?
bitchesbcrazy 0
Road rage + girlfriends dad = single guy
dustin3131 0
Or a fun night, depends on how you look at it
Azail 15
Correction: Road rage + Flipping someone off + girlfriend's dad = dead man
zebralover23 14
Smooth move.
AllyyK 9
Wow you're cool. Not... you're kind of a douche.
blueeyedwolf 10
"Kind of" a douche? You give him a lot more credit than I would.
AllyyK 9
Umm ok.. Well let me rephrase that for you then! 'Wow you're cool. Not.. you're a HUGE ******* douche.' Better?
DarkJediLove 19
kick back on the roid rage and calm the hell down!
Jibblets2367 7
I smell punishment...
iloveshim 14
For a long time comingz
jsprackman 11
Learn to drive.
iloveshim 14
Dude, don't you know the peace sign is with 2 fingers?
XxMoeMoexX 5
Cheesy..just saying
iloveshim 14
Ah yeah but it works.
missalice0306 19
You deserve to lose your girlfriend AND your license.