Family, Vacation, Instagram and Social Media: Today, I looked at my sister's Instagram story, and saw her,...

By Sock_Muppet - 06/04/2019 20:00

Today, I looked at my sister's Instagram story, and saw her, my brother, and my father all on a family road trip to Reno without me. I wasn't told anything about it. FML

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draghkar 18

Saturday 6 April 2019 20:24

Have you been to Reno? They’re doing you a favor.

Ricardo Joseph Arismendez 5

Saturday 13 April 2019 4:49

I live in Reno trust me you dont want to come here...

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draghkar 18

Saturday 6 April 2019 20:24

Have you been to Reno? They’re doing you a favor.

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 6 April 2019 20:52

Wow time to ask your family why they are alienating you

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 6 April 2019 21:55

I suspect you know why. I’m guessing it’s your incessant farting. Am I right?

Ricardo Joseph Arismendez 5

Saturday 13 April 2019 4:49

I live in Reno trust me you dont want to come here...

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