Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
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Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML
Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped for a red light. That person was my wife. Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear my passengers snickering at me. FML
Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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stevenmx86 8
Wtf dude?
heyhihello95 12
You're screwed.
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Comments (292)
oneontheway 0
That's what you get!!
theresabiggi 0
I don't think your relationship is going to work out if you start randomly flipping off her family.
lions214 6
Sir. Road rage is never the answer. This is what you should have done. You should have just waved. Plus, what kinda negligent person would blow through a stop sign. I lost an arm because someone did that. Yes. I am typing this with one arm. Yes, i do feel proud. haha
jerry2011 4
Logically, you are screwed..... But physically you won't get screwed for a while.
maddienoelle 13
He was just trying to say hi....
andesquive 2
You're stupid. Shouldnt of ran the stop sign anyway
pslcdsl 9
You deserve a YDI and a ticket.
Wolvy_fml 3
Just look on the bright side....oh wait.
thatonegirl33 3
How dare someone honk at you for driving like an idiot!!! Lol y totally di
sorrowevicteon 9
You didn't stop at a stop sign. That's where I felt no pity. You flipped off a driver who should be angry at you in the first place. That's when I realized you were an idiot. Then it turned out it was your girl's dad... I now flip you the bird you inconsiderate a-hole.