Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
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Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
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Tripartita 45
You unwittingly starred in a rare pro texting-while-driving ad.
Michaelaarnett 22
Man that sucks. Hope you're okay op
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Comments (45)
murph_fml 21
Karma for the self-righteous. I dig it.
4FukSake 12
You did not deserve it OP, and anyone who says you did are assholes.
silverview 16
He was probably texting and driving
jvanevery 19
I hope you were properly parked
bandaidstations 28
This is not how Karma is supposed to work. I'll make it simple as possible. You get out what you put in and it comes back tenfold. it's so so much deeper than that but the main thing is that Karma is not a punishment system
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Good for you for pulling over to text. And since you did that, it's not your fault that some idiot drove into you. I hope you got their license plate number. Wonder if they were texting/talking on the cell phone.
Lalala579121 28
41 - That's not what karma is at all. Karma is the belief that your actions in this current life dictate what you are reborn as in the next life.
Sandman2015 12
Oh man that would have been the perfect time to open your door, and just fall out of the car screaming about your neck/back/whatever.
DragonRain3390 4
Well...look at it this way. At least you won't be found at fault for the accident. Hope it turns out well, OP.