Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Tripartita 45
You unwittingly starred in a rare pro texting-while-driving ad.
Michaelaarnett 22
Man that sucks. Hope you're okay op
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Comments (45)
mld4657 28
So the situation totally sucks but at least you did the smart thing and pulled over instead of what the other person was doing.
OrganicSistah 17
Was he texting??
Lalala579121 28
OP didn't die. So no, karma didn't do anything.
Lalala579121 28
What OP doesn't tell us: She stopped right in the middle of the driveway to the parking lot.
kaymo2 21
'Karma' doesn't always result in death
Lalala579121 28
It doesn't result in death, it happens because of death.
ajs828 8
OP, that sucks. I'm glad *you* did the right thing even tho the other driver was prolly driving distracted. Hope you're ok.
zeffra13 31
OP, did you stop in the driveway/lane of the parking lot instead of actually parking? Even if a car sped into a lot, they generally aren't in a position to hit a parked car, especially rear ending one.
theaustin 16
good for you for being a responsible driver
colo16_fml 10
Should've just texted while driving ?