By sangoskywalker - 18/08/2016 21:12

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Today, I woke up from an erotic fantasy about my boss. Today was also the day he wanted to have a nice long chat about my future with the company. I couldn't even look him in the eye. FML
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sangoskywalker tells us more.

Hi guys, OP here. First I want to say how amazing you all are, and to thank you for your hilarious comments. I feel like I should be saying something about how I didn't expect this to be published, but since getting an FML published is the point of submitting it, I won't. For reference, the "position" we were discussing would actually make him not my boss anymore, so to 2, 4, 5, 6 & 7--no. And shit, 11, I'm sorry! Mine was just awkward not scary! 13, I personally think he's very attractive, have since I joined his team, but everyone has their own tastes. Finally, yes, it is still awkward even days later. Thanks!

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"I've really enjoyed having you under me these past few years." "It's been pleasuring—a pleasure!" "Yeah… anyway, I was thinking we could switch positions to something more comfortable, taking into account the skills you've gained." "I—you—what are you saying?!"

Was he thrusting you into a new position?

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"I've really enjoyed having you under me these past few years." "It's been pleasuring—a pleasure!" "Yeah… anyway, I was thinking we could switch positions to something more comfortable, taking into account the skills you've gained." "I—you—what are you saying?!"

It seems that there's raise coming your way... if you know what I mean.

Was he thrusting you into a new position?

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Your boss: "I'd like to know if you'd possibly be interested in a new position under me... The pay is better, hours better and it's generally a feel-good kind of position ." OP: *choke*

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Sorry to tell you this, but somebody already made these jokes on this fml.

Who cares? It's still funny.

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what do you see yourself doing in 5 years. ..don't say doing you, don't say doing you... , Doing your son? o.O

I recognize this Family Guy quote, and he was thinking, "Don't say 'doing your wife,' don't say 'doing your wife'..." and said aloud, "Doing your... son?"

I believe the joke, 10, is that they tailored the quote to fit the FML. Therefore, it doesn't need to be corrected.

Holy shit, I've been there OP. Except in my dream he was attempting to rape me. it was awkward for me the next day.

Wow, that's a horrible dream, talk about a nightmare.

I think we all want to know how attractive your boss is.

Hi guys, OP here. First I want to say how amazing you all are, and to thank you for your hilarious comments. I feel like I should be saying something about how I didn't expect this to be published, but since getting an FML published is the point of submitting it, I won't. For reference, the "position" we were discussing would actually make him not my boss anymore, so to 2, 4, 5, 6 & 7--no. And shit, 11, I'm sorry! Mine was just awkward not scary! 13, I personally think he's very attractive, have since I joined his team, but everyone has their own tastes. Finally, yes, it is still awkward even days later. Thanks!