Today, I woke up from an erotic fantasy about my boss. Today was also the day he wanted to have a nice long chat about my future with the company. I couldn't even look him in the eye. FML
Hi guys, OP here. First I want to say how amazing you all are, and to thank you for your hilarious comments.
I feel like I should be saying something about how I didn't expect this to be published, but since getting an FML published is the point of submitting it, I won't.
For reference, the "position" we were discussing would actually make him not my boss anymore, so to 2, 4, 5, 6 & 7--no.
And shit, 11, I'm sorry! Mine was just awkward not scary!
13, I personally think he's very attractive, have since I joined his team, but everyone has their own tastes.
Finally, yes, it is still awkward even days later. Thanks!
"It's been pleasuring—a pleasure!"
"Yeah… anyway, I was thinking we could switch positions to something more comfortable, taking into account the skills you've gained."
"I—you—what are you saying?!"