Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML
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Phusion
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who the fuck drives to the police station to report a theft? have you heard of a telephone?!?
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swartm34
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Fuck your neighborhood
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carson28
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get Rick Roll'd!
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cucuto89
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YDI, women should not be driving
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parallel
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eff off
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xshadyshadow
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27, the 50's called, they want their attitude back.
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ronton
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hmm if only there was some way to notify the police of something from your own home... oh wait! it's a phone! dumbass.
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sammyprosnit
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swap batteries? or take the gas from on car and syphin it to the other.
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sammyprosnit
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syphon*
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Airch
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gutting mate. proper soul crushing. FYL =P
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Nissi
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I moderated this one, but it isn't written the same. She said her mom was in China or something..
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Luckster
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Damn...someone really hates you...either that or they're just an asshole.
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Laurasian
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Is it weird that this has totally happened to me too?
Except I couldn't get to work on time and got fired.
That was pretty lame.....but I know how you feel lol.
Except I couldn't get to work on time and got fired.
That was pretty lame.....but I know how you feel lol.
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swartm34
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Fuck your neighborhood
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betamaxjim92
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lmao where exactly do you live? in harlem?
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chakrabs
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Harlem's in NYC, not Minnesota
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premiermois
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Probably Minneapolis then. That stuff would happen there. It's not nearly crowded enough much elsewhere in the state for that to happen.
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i_is_a_tr00l
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YDI for having a stuffed cow you sleep with to make the bad dreams go away.
Moolinda won't help you now.
Moolinda won't help you now.
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Tigg3r
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That just sucks.
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RyeBreadBoy
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Well, good thing the police department can be easily reached by phone.
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wolfpackchick10
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Hahahaha...I was thinking the same thing.
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flying_vegan
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"Quick get me the number for 999!"
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heavymetalman1
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fail= 999 win =911