Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Cum hoc ergo propter hoc
Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Lars
United States
Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Today, I tripped and fell going up the stairs, not once, but twice at work as I was leading customers through our building. I actually got bruises. FML
Anonymous
Best foot forward
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
ashamedklutz
Dunfermline, United Kingdom
Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
Kathryn
United States
Bad start
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
arghh
Australia
Today, I was on a tram and I noticed an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping my bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closed. FML
Anonymous
United States
PIVOT!
Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML
Michael McMike
Whitehorse, Canada
Neighborly
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
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RichardPencil 32
No good deed goes unpunished. But you don't often get the same punishment twice. The lesson is: next time you see a senior struggling to get in their car, just stay back and enjoy the laughs!
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RichardPencil 32
No good deed goes unpunished. But you don't often get the same punishment twice. The lesson is: next time you see a senior struggling to get in their car, just stay back and enjoy the laughs!