Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to cuddle as we usually do. To prepare for this, the first thing I always do is dive into bed. This time, I felt something squishy under the covers, and screamed when I saw it was a Fleshlight. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, it was my first time with a new boyfriend. We had sex in my living room. He asked if he could "eat my pussy." This has became my parakeet's new favorite phrase. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML
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fenceme235 0
Hope he ment yours
spyman178 0
Meow
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Comments (169)
clusterfungus 3
welcome to the wonderful world of heterosexual relationships, girl!
manichimon 2
Like a BAWSS!
crazydanny9870 0
At least he's honest and you know he like ( *******) instead of your pussy. So I would get tested if I were you. Haha
radiariad 0
Seems like hes a G
Cosmic_Horror 1
It's your fault for dating a 12-year-old. Seriously, isn't that shit illegal?
JRokka850 6
That's funny...that's where mine is to
nickyjp 17
Well I can't argue...
calling_kally 6
why did you even ask him something's stupid like that anyways?
kittenzZz 4
Hahahaha, I wouldn't even take the offensively.
zombieslayer83 19
BOSS!!