FML : Today, I was declined a sales position at a local store. As I headed out, I heard the interviewer telling a colleague, "Christ. That kid had less charisma...

Today, I was declined a sales position at a local store. As I headed out, I heard the interviewer telling a colleague, "Christ. That kid had less charisma than Microsoft Sam." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sam.exe - / Friday 29 April 2016 19:26 / United States - New York

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By wanted_2_want | 40

#6593024 - Saturday 30 April 2016 8:10

So you know for next time:

Most sales people have a combination of 5% knowledge and 95% bullshit, and a big smile while doing their pitch.

By Mathalamus | 23

#6593025 - Saturday 30 April 2016 8:15

Sounds about right. You need a lot of diplomatic skills to bullshit your way through. And the ability to smile. And take a lot of abuse without exploding.

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By wanted_2_want | 40

#6593024 - Saturday 30 April 2016 8:10

So you know for next time:

Most sales people have a combination of 5% knowledge and 95% bullshit, and a big smile while doing their pitch.

lexos | 16

#6593038 - Saturday 30 April 2016 8:50

So true and the always try to sell you things you don't need.

The last time I went to the store of my mobile provider cause I had a question about my contract the tried to sell me a tablet

HappyItalian | 38

#6593051 - Saturday 30 April 2016 9:03

Reminds me of my old job working in a movie/music store and how I managed to upsell/convince people to buy a movie I absolutely hated in addition to their purchase

By Mathalamus | 23

#6593025 - Saturday 30 April 2016 8:15

Sounds about right. You need a lot of diplomatic skills to bullshit your way through. And the ability to smile. And take a lot of abuse without exploding.

By it___happens | 12

#6593026 - Saturday 30 April 2016 8:16

Couldn't fake your way through being fake tsk tsk

By lexos | 16

#6593039 - Saturday 30 April 2016 8:52

At least everyone likes to play with Microsoft Sam

By sciencebitches | 11

#6593043 - Saturday 30 April 2016 8:55

If you take it as constructive feedback it can probably help you in your next interview!

By interesting33 | 36

#6593076 - Saturday 30 April 2016 10:22

You were possibly just nervous - interviews are not the place for real personality to shine through. But who is Microsoft Sam?

confused_wandere | 26

#6593132 - Saturday 30 April 2016 14:55

The text-to-speech program on Windows XP.

By nioclas_hav | 16

#6593091 - Saturday 30 April 2016 11:36

Is it just me that noticed OP's name is Sam?

By mcscoop | 4

#6593118 - Saturday 30 April 2016 14:24

Sam.exe. the program for Microsoft Sam I think.

By ThatHorse | 15

#6593175 - Saturday 30 April 2016 16:08

Sorry OP, but it is your fault and you definitely deserve it. You need charisma and amazing bullshitting skills to be a salesman.
(source: I'm a former salesman)