Today, while camping, I was given the sex talk, along with visuals created with marshmallows and a roasting fork. FML
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Kallian_fml
| 21
I wish you'd given us more detail, OP, my imagination is terrible!
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Cian_1
| 28
I really want you to re-enact this, film it and give us a link. Sounds hilarious. :P
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Excelz
| 10
That's hot.
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Kallian_fml
| 21
I wish you'd given us more detail, OP, my imagination is terrible!
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lnheritance
| 19
Soft, melting, milk chocolate between the sweet sticky marshmallows pillows and graham crackers. Mmmm. I mean, I'm sorry..
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_ashole
| 10
I was sitting here trying to figure out how that played out... and then I read # 9s comment.
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Kallian_fml
| 21
Damn it #9! Now I don't know if I'm hungry or horny...
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Cortezthe1st
| 23
Just picture what the melted marshmallows represented.
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Just_A_Tree
| 20
The marshmallow melts in satisfaction as the red hot roaster penetrated it and made it immediately sticky.
As the marshmallow is slowly turned in different positions, it gets closer and closer to finishing.
And when it's done, it leaves a white sticky goo on the roaster, and if done properly, the inside of the marshmallow.
Is that enough detail for you, or is it still not enough to paint a mental image?
As the marshmallow is slowly turned in different positions, it gets closer and closer to finishing.
And when it's done, it leaves a white sticky goo on the roaster, and if done properly, the inside of the marshmallow.
Is that enough detail for you, or is it still not enough to paint a mental image?
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Kallian_fml
| 21
That was beautiful #22. Does marshmallow porn exist?
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
I am so sure it does, if you look hard enough.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
@#25 see rule 34
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zach205
| 24
Well fork is only 1 letter away...
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Cian_1
| 28
Ooh, how do you 'furk' someone?
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myanichole
| 22
Or 2
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sstahpp
| 33
Hahahahaha...furk
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zach205
| 24
Wow, I failed there, I deserve some thumbs down for that *facepalm*
I give everyone the right to call me an idiot for that
I give everyone the right to call me an idiot for that
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opticeez
| 7
Idiot
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jackthekeeper
| 24
ah fock me... it kinda works with the right accent
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Cian_1
| 28
I really want you to re-enact this, film it and give us a link. Sounds hilarious. :P
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TCRII
| 29
Was the marshmallow on the fork burning in fire for premarital sex?
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Fymlife
| 14
Well at least the person giving the "talk" wanted to make sure you were educated about safe sex!
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ShadowGenius
| 12
Is it weird that I want marshmallows now?
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xleanne_aLly
| 23
Nope, I want smores ♡.
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haddiej
| 21
That depends on what you want them for...
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ShadowGenius
| 12
What a consenting man and marshmallow do is their business.
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whycantisignup
| 24
Not gonna lie, that's forked up.
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ashieme2009
| 12
According to #3 that's "furked" up.
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quinny_1024
| 18
One way or another you are going to eventually learn about it
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lizabethp
| 11
That's hilarious and hopefully you will feel the same eventually. Though I understand now how awkward it was but may be useful.