Painful and Camping: Sick burn

Sick burn

By HotMarshmallowHead - 18/07/2022 16:00

Today, I was out camping with my boyfriend and his friends. I asked my boyfriend to give me a roasted marshmallow, asking him if it was cooled down and he said yes. I put it in my mouth and it was piping hot. They all laughed to the point of tears, all while videoing me screaming and running in agony. FML

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You deserved it 290

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Same thing different taste

By Devin - 19/05/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML

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You deserved it 27 847

By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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You deserved it 6 601

Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 012

You deserved it 8 075

By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 210

You deserved it 9 715

By Jen - 26/11/2018 07:30 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my son decided he wanted roasted marshmallows. It would've been fine, except he put the entire bag into the oven I had preheating for pizza and caught it on fire. FML

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You deserved it 272

By Anonymous - 15/08/2018 20:30

Today, I rested my face against my boyfriend's shoulder while we watched a movie. I didn’t realize he had put Icy Hot on the same shoulder right before I sat down. I cried in pain. He cried with laughter. FML

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You deserved it 447

By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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You deserved it 6 967

Cooked

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a camping trip with my friends, but forgot to bring sunscreen. I spent the entire day outside and ended up with a severe sunburn all over my body. The pain is unbearable and I can't even move without yelping as if I was slowly being cooked in an air fryer. FML

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You deserved it 920

Bear with me

By bear food - 08/01/2014 04:37 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML

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You deserved it 5 550

By fatgirl - 16/05/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 009

You deserved it 10 732

justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9

Monday 18 July 2022 17:32

That's a real dick move. Find a new partner that doesn't want to cause you literal harm bc thats not ok

Rake 16

Tuesday 19 July 2022 7:26

A partner who finds causing me pain and betraying my trust hilarious is not someone I would have wanted to stay with.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 18 July 2022 16:44

Don't your fingers have heat sensors? He probably likes you because you shove things in your mouth without thinking.

justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9

Monday 18 July 2022 17:32

That's a real dick move. Find a new partner that doesn't want to cause you literal harm bc thats not ok

cuz803 44

Monday 18 July 2022 19:28

I'd say return the favor. Time to get even.

emmalou 19

Tuesday 19 July 2022 0:49

Thank you, next!

123Puppy 33

Tuesday 19 July 2022 1:09

No good guy would’ve done that to you…

Rake 16

Tuesday 19 July 2022 7:26

A partner who finds causing me pain and betraying my trust hilarious is not someone I would have wanted to stay with.

Nazmazh 18

Tuesday 19 July 2022 11:56

I think there's a typo in your post. I'm not seeing an "ex-" in front of "boyfriend". Like seriously, he knowingly caused you extreme pain and agony (not to mention whatever injuries) using hot food, just for the amusement of himself and his friends. Took videos of it even. If that's not an instant dealbreaker, I don't know what is.