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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Haddiej's favorite FMLs
By whatthehell - / Friday 25 January 2019 04:00 /

Here Are The 10 Best Cookie FMLs for National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day!

Are you a classic, chocolate chip cookie lover, or do you like to go crazy with other flavors? There's no wrong answer (unlike with girl scout cookies, where you can just be plain wrong.)

By Nadine - / Saturday 4 August 2018 22:00 /

Confused People Are Publicly Mourning Marilyn Manson After Serial Killer Charles Manson’s Death

Many people are learning the value of research after publicly exposing their ignorance online. Posting ‘RIP Charles Manson’ is both an FML for them and for Marilyn Manson, for whom they’ve clearly confused the notorious murderer. At least he knows he’ll be missed when he’s gone.

By Nina - / Tuesday 21 November 2017 22:00 / France - Paris

Trump Supporters Mistake Reading Rainbow’s LeVar Burton for LaVar Ball, Flood Him With Angry Tweets

The irony of the man who taught so many to read being bombarded by angry tweets from people who failed to read is not beyond us and all of Twitter is shaking it’s head right now.

By Nina - / Thursday 23 November 2017 22:00 / France
By 50sStyle - / Monday 12 June 2017 19:00 / United States - Hartland