When you gotta go... you gotta go..

I'm guessing op wasn't near a toilet/gas station other wise they probably would have.

Depending where in Texas op lives, there are long stretches of nothing.

State troopers are assholes in Texas, or maybe cops in most areas are lenient. They will stop you if you're even 1mph over the speed limit. In Houston, you can go 9mph above the speed limit and they won't do anything.

yeap he'd believe him and then write him another ticket.

Then get slapped with an indecent exposure charge and possibly have to register as a sex offender. YEAH!

Relax, he'd get shot way before any of that shit.

Buahahahaha, that's terrible #14!! But so funny ahaha. "No worries. You'll end up with a bullet to the knee before getting a ticket." On a serious and sad note, that's very very possible nowadays...

indecent exposure is a nice fat go straight to jail card, do not pass go. do not collect $200. in some places he'd probably get hit with extra charges just for the he'll of it.

You weren't serious were you? Please tell me you were kidding.

sarcasm is lost on the Internet. sorry I even tried

ever thought you are just not as funny as you think you are?

People who generalise a whole community of people, based on actions of a few can be such an asshole, don't you think? And no i am not even remotely related to any cop

Or maybe, just maybe, the cop is just tired of all the crappy excuses from people trying to talk their way out of tickets that he just didn't believe the OP.

Off topic I know, but love your Grumpy Cat icon. And yes not all cops are mean, just the select few that end up in the news.

When you hear enough excuses, you get over it really fast.