Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I'm going to be helping the love of my life pick out an engagement ring for my cousin. FML
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torbey 23
I hope you convinced him to get an ugly ring then :) Sorry, OP.
olpally 33
What an asshat... I hope you gave him a shit deal on the ring and took a lot of money from him.
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Comments (176)
dragynfyre 4
Well look at it this way, she's getting your used goods being with him. You're better off, and you're a Damn strong woman to be able to help him pick out a ring like that. She will be in the same boat later on when he cheats on her.
FML_Elle 17
Slip a ring in his pocket and when the alarm goes off, scream "we've got a runner!" lol
Chrispayne 4
Think about it. years from now when u see.her u can say oh that ring. I picked it out. Should of picked something nappy
delightfultwist 5
why would u do that????
MrsAlexander83 10
I would have asked someone else to help him. OR talked him in to one of the ugliest most expensive rings to get some commission and buy some shoes on him!
nickolascronk 3
Should have told him to buy the fake diamond cuz " girls don't really care". Would have been priceless.
LovelyLeexi 0
**** them both up .
pregnantpianist 2
What an assclown. I'd have gotten so enraged. I would have put one with a massive rock on my hand to show him and then used it to gouge out his eyes. He deserves far worse for having the balls to do something like that. I'm so sorry, OP.
iMandyx3 5
:0 that sucks.
WitchyWife667 5
Thumb screws make good wedding rings...do they not? Mayhap with a nice layer of arsenic? Just a thought!