Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I'm going to be helping the love of my life pick out an engagement ring for my cousin. FML
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torbey 23
I hope you convinced him to get an ugly ring then :) Sorry, OP.
olpally 33
What an asshat... I hope you gave him a shit deal on the ring and took a lot of money from him.
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Comments (176)
tonnie_soms 5
So, they surgically removed your spine OP?
Quikraptor 8
FYL, OP. Good on you though for being the better person and letting them go down their path. Misery loves company, but you didn't let it choose you. Bravo.
sillyyanks 24
WOW this needs context!! WHAT THE HELL!!
183933 6
Well, when i was married I once very politely shook the hand of my EX wife's boss after she happily introduced us to each other. Turns out the smiles they both had during that introduction were due to the fact that they had been sleeping together for 4 months without me having a clue.
Manj3rico 3
Just make sure the other woman knows you helped choosing the ring! Just imagine... "What??!!'... Your ex chose the ring?!!!... Are you still friends with her?!.. Are you cheating on me with her?!.." MUHAHAHAHAHA!! :P
devore504 7
why would you do that?
darkangel752 2
Sorry OP! But being that he cheated on you, you're better off without him!
WeirdHowe 0
What a spiteful jerk to pick your store to buy a ring.
elagabal 17
BWAHAHAHAHA
pregnantpianist 2
Your profile pic combined with the laugh made my day lmao
C0N71NG3NCY 6
That's horrible. There was no one else around to take care of him?