Animals: Today, I was at my friends house for the first time in months....

By GreatAim - 23/09/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I was at my friends house for the first time in months. I saw her newest chihuahua dog, Mickey, and he was excited that new people were over. I picked him up and slightly bounced him in the air. Because of the bounce and his excitement, he peed a little bit, straight into my eye. FML

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By Josh - 16/07/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, a friend came over to meet my new dog. The dog got excited and accidentally peed on him. I went to the kitchen to get something to clean it up. When I came back, my new dog was covered in my friend's pee. My friend claimed that peeing on my dog "showed dominance." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML

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By JohnMackSquirts - 19/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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By lean_mean_meme_machine - 10/12/2016 19:07 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was visiting my grandma who has a beagle named Max. He was so excited to see me, he jumped on my face and peed. FML

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By Anonymousagb - 24/04/2009 15:18 - United Arab Emirates

Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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By killjoyx - 23/07/2015 18:28 - United States - Suffolk

Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML

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By ninjapup - 02/01/2010 04:40 - Canada

Today, I was at a party, chatting up this guy while we were petting my friends dog. The dog had just been outside and was kinda wet, I assumed it was raining out. Just then someone came up and said "Um, that dog's covered in pee." Apparently someone peed off the deck onto the dog as it walked by. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 20:30

Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML

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MiniatureMayhem 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 12:41

Chihuahuas tend to do that.

that_guy321 2

Wednesday 23 September 2009 14:03

you, my good sir/ma'am, fail miserably

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MiniatureMayhem 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 12:41

Chihuahuas tend to do that.

Trollinggx3 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 19:34

Piss in my eye!!

the_stereotype 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 5:26

chihuahuas freak me out

planbsponserme 2

Thursday 22 July 2010 5:41

what did you expect dumb ass. they have small bladders that can't take pressure and excitement. ydi

supertacowaffle 41

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:34

chihuahas are rats

1m_b0r3d 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 12:46

umm.....yeah....my dog did that once and it is a pekingnese.....she peed on my crotch when i picked her up....

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Wednesday 23 September 2009 12:48

ugh!!! thats gross i remember in show-and-tell in like fourth grade some kids brought in his frog and it pissed while he was presenting it and the moron just let it do its thing. all over us.

4ddie 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 12:59

I hope you washed your face/eyes after. c:

SquareBox39 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 12:59

YDI for having a cat. 1st

that_guy321 2

Wednesday 23 September 2009 14:03

you, my good sir/ma'am, fail miserably

Cazly_420 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 5:10

or 5th.... Even though no one cares what number you are.

radman 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 5:38

Fail miserably doesn't seem quite adequate.

Pointy130 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 13:18

This is why chihuahuas suck.

Serial_Killer 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 13:40

if u had a real dog u wouldn't have had to pick it up. your fault for being dumb enough to put a small dog near ur face.

sobe23 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 20:30

a dog is a dog no matter how small! I have a chihuahua and I couldn't ask for a better dog! She can't knock people over, she doesn't hog up the bed, she doesn't eat as much as big dogs (so cheaper), and she loves everyone unconditionally!