By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5am to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
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Ok, so you drank some pee. Let's break this down. Good News: Doctors used to taste the flavor of their patients urine back in the day to diagnose them. They even had a urine flavor wheel. So guess who just got a free vet visit? Bad news: Not you, since the diagnoses drawn from urine flavor are pretty inaccurate. All except if it's sweet, then it's pretty likely that your dog has diabetes. Also, you just drank dog pee.

I’ll bet urine a state of shock!

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Train your dog.

I’ll bet urine a state of shock!

At least now you have an excuse to say “this tastes like god piss”

Ok, so you drank some pee. Let's break this down. Good News: Doctors used to taste the flavor of their patients urine back in the day to diagnose them. They even had a urine flavor wheel. So guess who just got a free vet visit? Bad news: Not you, since the diagnoses drawn from urine flavor are pretty inaccurate. All except if it's sweet, then it's pretty likely that your dog has diabetes. Also, you just drank dog pee.

I'm guessing it wasn't peelicious.

Because they are warm and cuddly, and in my long life, a dog has never peed in the bed.

WHS_Kitty 8

Why isn’t he housebroken?

Lobby_Bee 17

That explains why he jumped off the bed, to get away from the crime scene as fast as possible.

I gave you a like for that, because who am I to disagree?

So, what it taste like?