Today, I woke up at 5am to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
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Sinshine
| 27
Train your dog.
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RichardPencil
| 29
I’ll bet urine a state of shock!
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Takegami
| 22
At least now you have an excuse to say “this tastes like god piss”
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routerere
| 10
Ok, so you drank some pee. Let's break this down.
Good News: Doctors used to taste the flavor of their patients urine back in the day to diagnose them. They even had a urine flavor wheel. So guess who just got a free vet visit?
Bad news: Not you, since the diagnoses drawn from urine flavor are pretty inaccurate. All except if it's sweet, then it's pretty likely that your dog has diabetes. Also, you just drank dog pee.
Good News: Doctors used to taste the flavor of their patients urine back in the day to diagnose them. They even had a urine flavor wheel. So guess who just got a free vet visit?
Bad news: Not you, since the diagnoses drawn from urine flavor are pretty inaccurate. All except if it's sweet, then it's pretty likely that your dog has diabetes. Also, you just drank dog pee.
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Glowworm56
| 25
I'm guessing it wasn't peelicious.
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RichardPencil
| 29
Because they are warm and cuddly, and in my long life, a dog has never peed in the bed.
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WHS_Kitty
| 8
Why isn’t he housebroken?
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
That explains why he jumped off the bed, to get away from the crime scene as fast as possible.
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dexter420
| 21
Sweet dreams
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Are made of pee.
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jkjorn
| 15
I gave you a like for that, because who am I to disagree?
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LAUGHINGKOMODO
| 25
So, what it taste like?
Good News: Doctors used to taste the flavor of their patients urine back in the day to diagnose them. They even had a urine flavor wheel. So guess who just got a free vet visit?
Bad news: Not you, since the diagnoses drawn from urine flavor are pretty inaccurate. All except if it's sweet, then it's pretty likely that your dog has diabetes. Also, you just drank dog pee.