Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 3-year-old son decided to pull down his pants and pee outside as our local city's parade had just started marching down the street. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I took my kids to the beach. My autistic son decided it was a good idea to pretend he was drowning. I tried to tell onlookers he was fine and not to worry. My son popped out of the water and laughed hysterically at them. FML
Today, I went for a swim in the sea. It was early and I was the only one in the water. I swam out far, then my tummy rumbled big time. Next thing I knew, I'd shat my shorts. It went everywhere. I had to scoop the poop out with my hand and wash it off whilst swimming back to shore. I had to shower afterwards. FML
Today, at the beach, my son was screaming and crying because the sand was burning his feet. I told him to put on his sandals. He got mad and threw them in the ocean, then started crying harder when he realized they were gone. He's now hiding under the bed in the condo and is refusing to come out. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML
Today, my father taught my son to pee on the trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML
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WantsHazzasGravy 11
YDI for telling him to do it.
Hollandiscrazy 12
There are two sorts of people in the world: people who say they pee in the shower and dirty ******* liars. Now pants on, pants off doesn't really matter...
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Comments (106)
simoncat 11
From idiots come idiots.
ileenefudge 29
Not always the case, sometimes bright and smart people come from idiots or vise versa. Idiots can come from bright people too. It's unfortunate but it does happen and it also depends on the genes that are passed down.
80zChyld 2
How old is your son?
cranker08 10
Oh please people. All you guys have probably done it.
chinagirl3343 8
My sibling would do that with her son. She only stopped when he peed into a pool in front of dozens of people. YDI.
Raykyogrou03 12
Well, everybody does it and I suppose your son still has to learn that he actually needs be in the water for it to go unnoticed.
Kimmy___888 8
This sounds like a younger child. If it is, you need to ******* relax. People know that children do things like that ALL the time, you shouldn't be embarrassed just because they're still learning how to behave acceptably.
Peacelove0404 26
My English teacher was telling us a story about how he did the exact same thing when he was younger. Guess it isn't so uncommon
alluringtatas 7
Gross! Next time walk your lazy butt to a bathroom with him. That is so rude.
worldclassrager 41
There are usually restrooms around ...
RemyX1 7
Did he let out a big Ahhhh as he did it too.