Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was pooped on by a goose, peed on by a puppy, bit in the face by the mother dog, fell through the floor of the barn loft, and without knowing it was electric, rested my hand on the horse fence. FML
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wolfe37
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yeah you don't belong on a farm...stick to the city
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GuyWithAGuitar
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lMFAO. This could be a country song. Now alls that needs to happen is for your spouse to leave you and your dog to die.
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Clever_Sleazoid
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:P
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ciao_bella_fml
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you should stick the the city
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nazooer
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Lmao agreed
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realggirl
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Wow, your life REALLY sucks!!
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bugmenotmofo
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Fake
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whatzyourname
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bs
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do20ss
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is this funny farm?
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americuzz
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finally a REAL fml!!:)
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da_funk_masta
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you would think you would have stopped at the first few haha, but i feel for you i've been in many farm accidents.
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goodtimesx2
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i think this story is bullshit, thats why it didnt stop at the first few
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christyxbee
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This just isn't your day is it? Wah Wah Wah Wahhh
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allmidnighteyes
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Goose shit, puppy piss, and an electric fence?
Kinkyyy
Kinkyyy
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redbluegreen
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Bring on the chickens, barbed wire and cement!
Gonna have a sexy party...
Gonna have a sexy party...
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wolfe37
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yeah you don't belong on a farm...stick to the city
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dnlphm94
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I never knew they had electric fences for horses :/ I guess I'm behind on technology.
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XOfiestypixie
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Horses can sometimes have the bad habit of breaking down fences. Especially stallions when the mares are in heat. =)
(I've seen a miniature stallion break through 2 wooden fences and nearly an electric to get to the females...Horses are tough shit)
(I've seen a miniature stallion break through 2 wooden fences and nearly an electric to get to the females...Horses are tough shit)
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Daaniellee1234
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Bravo.
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anonymous595
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lack ops?? wanna play
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GuyWithAGuitar
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lMFAO. This could be a country song. Now alls that needs to happen is for your spouse to leave you and your dog to die.
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oboo15161
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haha
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nevele11
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This sounds fake.
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CFR
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Well yee-haw...
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PointMissed
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You're a wimp, electric horse fences don't even hurt in the slightest.
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dsrs3777
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I dunno which horse fences you've touched but the two times I've come in contact with different ones it really hurt! Very temporary pain of course but the second it happened I thought someone had thrown a boulder at my arm
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PointMissed
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I have worked on a farm for the past 3 summers and ridden horses for my whole life. I have touched literally dozens of different horse fences, didn't hurt once- just a little shock like touching the doorknob after rubbing your feet on the carpet. Doesn't hurt. The volatge isn't enough to do any damage. OP is a pussy.
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tarana
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You must have some crazy high pain tolerance. The one time I accidentally backed up into an electric fence, it felt like someone had kicked me to the ground.
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Lizardbits
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you know, it really depends what type of fence and the setting it's on. also if you have rubber shoes/boots on it won't hurt much, if at all.