Intimacy and Miscellaneous: These jugs don't belong here...

These jugs don't belong here...

By Busty - 21/11/2017 06:00

Today, Walmart was out of quart milk jugs except for one. When I went to grab it, I had to practically climb into the fridge. My boobs got stuck on the shelf on the way out, and it took a solid two minutes to wiggle my way free. I had an audience. FML

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t_rosie 7

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Tuesday 21 November 2017 6:36

Quite the booby trap....

manb91uk 22

Tuesday 21 November 2017 15:21

That’s the breast story I’ve hears all day

Akitakat 31

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Tuesday 21 November 2017 6:22

Watch it wiggle... see it jiggle... sprinkles so fruity... lotsa whipped cream topped with cherry...

Akitakat 31

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Tuesday 21 November 2017 6:28

A man walks up to a Walmart employee, as he points at you as & says “ Excuse me mom, could you tell me how much she sells for & if you have any more in stock? This one is mine but my friends want to share one for themselves. ”

t_rosie 7

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Tuesday 21 November 2017 6:36

Quite the booby trap....

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 21 November 2017 7:12

Big udders, big rudders. 10/10 would watch.

Little Richard 11

Tuesday 21 November 2017 7:26

I can't wait to see the pics, on the people of Wal-Mart website.

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 21 November 2017 7:40

Stuck on the shelf holding quart jugs? Nice, ... very nice! Although some say that more than a cup is a waste!

TheAngelLikeGirlGamer23 7

Tuesday 21 November 2017 7:50

Oh lord??

Leaynax 13

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Tuesday 21 November 2017 7:54

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Glowworm56 25

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Tuesday 21 November 2017 14:03

Maybe you should have asked for help next time.

Rabite 28

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Tuesday 21 November 2017 14:28

Yeah, totally weird that she didn't ask for a thin person without boobs to get her something out of a fridge, although it's so very common to get stuck with your boobs while shopping. Happens to me all the time.

Glowworm56 25

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Tuesday 21 November 2017 18:46

I meant for climbing into the fridge to get the obviously very high milk jug--not getting her unstuck.

Rabite 28

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Wednesday 22 November 2017 15:56

That's what my answer was for. So maybe I put it in other words. Why would you ask someone to help you with something you are totally capable of? Only because some very unlikely stupid stuff could happen? It would even be more reasonable to ask someone to help you after the mishap happened.