Love: Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat...

By Madagascar - 19/12/2009 10:18 - Australia

Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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I did not consent to this under my roof

By CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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By S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

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By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

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Sexy catboys rule my life

By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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By meow - 14/01/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

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Boo!

By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

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Pussy power

By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML

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CableFrog 3

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:41

Pussyblocked.

snafu57 1

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:32

he loves pussy?

Comments

jalapeno_popper 0

Monday 21 December 2009 5:15

I've been there.

zumokari 0

Monday 21 December 2009 9:43

this is waaaay MLIA material

SillyAnneh 0

Monday 21 December 2009 10:40

Ohhh the things my cat has seen

adnaus23 0

Monday 21 December 2009 13:16

Any guy who would ever say that is not worth sleeping with. Leave him.

HumptyHump 0

Monday 21 December 2009 18:15

I've had my GF's cat pounce on me while I was mid stroke and claw my bare ass. be glad that didn't happen, it's not fun.

DarkSkullCat 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 9:36

What's with you people bashing guys who own cats?! They're easier to take care of than dogs and a lot more independent. How is that bad?

Comentator 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 18:59

your BF is gay...sorry

khan4rtist 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 1:30

wow your bf is a ******, id **** you silly, unless you're ugly

JustApollo 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 8:36

Think about his cat! What would it think if it had to see that?! You should have scared it away with loud screaming and continued. Just saying...

Ninjaface 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:41

Well, it's his loss if he didn't want to have a threesome with you and his cat. I heard felines are pretty good with their tognues.

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