Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Now is the time to embrace your inner villain and call yourself Two-Face. Avoid bats if possible.
Emma1562 35
Well mine are in the shape of a mustache rn so you're okay
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Comments (84)
kutchbabe 13
Don't worry everyone has acne ,there's nothing to hide and nothing to be embarrassed of :)
thestoryofacaleb 14
Time to change your pillow case.
pixierara 28
I've had people yell at me before because I have a sort of permanent (I CANNOT GET RID OF IT) one that looks like a Hindu third eye
leogachi 15
@28 That must have been very embarrassing for them when you told them it was a pimple.
gsam99 20
Have you had it checked out by a doctor? My dad used to have a bump on his face like that and it turned out to be skin cancer. it hadn't spread, so they just cut it out, thankfully. it had been there for yeeeeears.
katachristic 19
What did you do with Harvey and Scary Face!?
DvNavi 6
I like that you capitalized hand of puberty
bapbap_fml 15
Just curious..When was the last time you washed your pillow case? Maybe dirt and/or oil build up on your pillow is the reason it's only on half your face? Or perhaps you need a more breathable pillow..?
obeykaitlyn 25
time to wash your pillow case, bed sheets, and your blanket
Definefailure 4
spunds like a reaction to something. wash your sheets/pillowcases?
pirup 13
Try not going to sleep with a hand on your face, the oil from it rubs off on your face, causing acne.
ladycoco8 20
Do you keep your pillowcase clean? I know that can always be a factor in sudden acne. At least if you aren't going through puberty anymore (: