They could have gotten one from parents

I was thinking more along the lines of masochism

Not if the OP was cut out of an abdomen.

If the roles were reversed, it would be a spaceship that makes BZZZZZZZ sounds and has lasers! Seriously, if you trust your gut feeling, you can make any claim you want. But statistics suggest instances of violence against women are under reported, so you couldn't be farther from the truth.

It would not be national news. Violence against men isn't taken serious enough but that's just silly. Women get attacked in the streets every day, is it always on national news? No

There needs to be more awareness of violence/sexual assault on males but discrediting female victims is no way to do that. It just makes you look petty and vindictive.