By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 17:27 - Austria - Vienna

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Today, a drunk woman kicked me in the balls for not buying her another drink. That's the closest thing to intimacy I've ever experienced. FML
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Fgjvshnb 22

Hey, some people have to pay good money to have someone do that to them!

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tigerisabelle 31

Chin up OP your time will come, and hopefully it won't be from some psycho at a bar

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Fgjvshnb 22

Hey, some people have to pay good money to have someone do that to them!

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JetCyclone27 18

Look on the bright side OP you definitely don't have an std!

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macy1998 2

They could have gotten one from parents

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tigerisabelle 31

Chin up OP your time will come, and hopefully it won't be from some psycho at a bar

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drayloon 50

I don't suppose you have a foot fetish by any chance?

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SecundusSecunda 27

I was thinking more along the lines of masochism

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Tripartita 44

Don't worry, OP. You were once pushed out of somebody's ******.

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tygerarmy 35

Not if the OP was cut out of an abdomen.

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gabechriswill 19

Wow, what a bitch. Find a girl who knows how to properly handle your jewels, OP. Good luck

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sjosue9 14

If the roles were reversed it would be national news

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Tripartita 44

If the roles were reversed, it would be a spaceship that makes BZZZZZZZ sounds and has lasers! Seriously, if you trust your gut feeling, you can make any claim you want. But statistics suggest instances of violence against women are under reported, so you couldn't be farther from the truth.

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sweetpotato301 7

It would not be national news. Violence against men isn't taken serious enough but that's just silly. Women get attacked in the streets every day, is it always on national news? No

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fakedsincerity 32

There needs to be more awareness of violence/sexual assault on males but discrediting female victims is no way to do that. It just makes you look petty and vindictive.

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Zebediabolical 39

A bar isn't the best setting to find intimacy. Sex, on the other hand, bars and parties if you want no strings.

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