By notmyday - 25/02/2009 23:26 - United States

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Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looked at my clock and said, "I have to go, 'Lost' is on in 20 minutes." FML
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BrandOldDucky 0

Wow. Step up your sex game bro...

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Bauer_fml 0
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Hey, you can't miss an episode of LOST or else you'll be even more confused!

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jpacker 0

ahahaha, dude i hate that show and thats possibly the funniest thing ive ever heard

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mac222 0

to true

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GraceMarieC 13

Are you insane?!? Lost is freakin' epic!! :D

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TeeHee124 0
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Sayeed is the best. Spoiler alert: Locke dies and the smoke monster is killed by Jack.

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anormalperson 25

well...everybody has their own opinion I guess.

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BrandOldDucky 0

Wow. Step up your sex game bro...

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Plumppotato 3
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its a compliment! can you keep it up for 20 minutes and not blow?

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Samaki_fml 0
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Definitely worth it.

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Huzzah 0

Lost = my life

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hunkydory 0

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! made my night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and sure, she couldn't watched it online, thus preventing your blueballs, but see lost is a show you watch when they first give it!

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greenfairy_fml 0

if she thought to look at the clock she must not have been that into it...

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Vinny66 0

My TV shows come first! (get it?) But seriously, I don't miss my stories for anyone... I don't watch Lost but definitely for Survivor!

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Bauer_fml 0
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Hey, you can't miss an episode of LOST or else you'll be even more confused!

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Vintage_Cola 29
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I'm not sure if this is a relevant similarity but it seems to me the same people who talk about these TV shows like it's their life have a similarity with those who play World of Warcraft, and that "insert TV show here = life," and that they can't miss a single event. However World of Warcraft is frowned upon but these TV shows aren't.

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Lou_Briccant 0
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Damn, you got ditched for a TV show. That fucking sucks. In all honesty, I'd dump her if she's gonna be like that.

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