By notmyday - 25/02/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looks at my clock and says "I have to go LOST is on in 20 minutes." FML
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Wow. Step up your sex game bro...

Hey, you can't miss an episode of LOST or else you'll be even more confused!


ahahaha, dude i hate that show and thats possibly the funniest thing ive ever heard

Are you insane?!? Lost is freakin' epic!! :D

Sayeed is the best. Spoiler alert: Locke dies and the smoke monster is killed by Jack.

well...everybody has their own opinion I guess.

Wow. Step up your sex game bro...

its a compliment! can you keep it up for 20 minutes and not blow?

Definitely worth it.

Lost = my life

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! made my night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and sure, she couldn't watched it online, thus preventing your blueballs, but see lost is a show you watch when they first give it!

if she thought to look at the clock she must not have been that into it...

My TV shows come first! (get it?) But seriously, I don't miss my stories for anyone... I don't watch Lost but definitely for Survivor!

Hey, you can't miss an episode of LOST or else you'll be even more confused!

I'm not sure if this is a relevant similarity but it seems to me the same people who talk about these TV shows like it's their life have a similarity with those who play World of Warcraft, and that "insert TV show here = life," and that they can't miss a single event. However World of Warcraft is frowned upon but these TV shows aren't.

Damn, you got ditched for a TV show. That fucking sucks. In all honesty, I'd dump her if she's gonna be like that.