Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looked at my clock and said, "I have to go, 'Lost' is on in 20 minutes." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML
Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about five minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom, so we stopped and she left the room. After waiting around ten minutes, I decided to check if she was OK. The window was open. She was gone. FML
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML
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Top comments
BrandOldDucky 0
Wow. Step up your sex game bro...
Bauer_fml 0
Hey, you can't miss an episode of LOST or else you'll be even more confused!
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Comments (98)
viadomus815 0
and YDI for not watching lost.
JENNYBABYY 0
lmao i would do the same. lost is AMAZING
jake1246 0
I'm a dude, but i gotta side with the chick on this one. LOST is the shit
ravar5 0
fyl but LOST is awesome, sorry but she did the right thing
timothyround2 0
wow.... That is bullshit... I hate when you are fooling around for a long time and feel that pressure about to blow and then she has to go... Last g/f did that to me like 4 times..
StrangeSpider 0
should have just told her to get a DVR and watch that crap later. or tell her to give you another 20 seconds.
popoman 0
FINISH ON HER FACE!!! That's what she's subtly telling you with that "Lost" comment.
phara_fml 0
I would skip sex for LOST any day... It's not even fair how amazing that show is.
Ayselen 0
congrats, a TV show is more entertaing than you.
rOBboCOp 0
i wouldve held her tight and be like "noooooooooooo" ; )