Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, I saw a guy in the street drawing caricatures, and I decided to pay him to do one of me. Being a caricature, I looked pretty monstrous in it. When I showed it to my mum later, she shuddered and said, "Yeah, looks just like you." FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, I'm extremely disabled and by all means terrible at drawing, but I tried anyway. Sure enough, my drawings looked like shit, but I still took pride in them. That is, until my brother looked at one of them and said, "Wow! That's awful!" Thanks for pointing that out. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Oh, don't smile." FML
Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML
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kylejandginap 0
did you ever think that maybe he was trying to be nice?
Alex373 0
hahahahaha that's messed up
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Comments (164)
42billybob 5
keyword "NO"
uniquenameo 0
Poor thing!
DukeSkidmark 0
If your really that ugly next time draw a picture of your ass. You might get a more desirable response.
some_girl9 8
How is this an FML? I also have to say that he was paying you a compliment. Notice what he said: "NO, it looks just like you." Did you see that first word? "No," as in "No, it's not ugly." YDI, though, for being a self-pitying bitch.
Hosislo 0
that one had a 95% chance of being a joke, relax man.
pooley 0
no no u don't get it... he said "no" (as in u don't look ugly) it looks exactly like you
Maxxxwell 0
i HATE people who get worked up over jokes
benny92 0
yeah he said no! u aren't ugly wohoo
LtChicken 0
well shit. either they say the drawing looks like crap and therefore you're an awful artist, or they say they think the drawing is nice and therefore you're an ugly person. there's no way to compliment you, is there?
tisiphone_fml 0
What was he supposed to say? Either way you could construe it as an insult. Would "that's a terrible picture" have been better?" Seems to me he was trying to be nice.