By Joy - 16/06/2010 14:42 - Denmark

Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML
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DemonChicken 0

or maybe the,"good joke honey" was sarcasm for,"I know you've given a million handjobs,just touch it" think about it!!

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tencentsakiss 19

or your dad knows you are a vegetarian but assumed that you could still at least touch meat. refusing to touch it seems extreme.

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drotte 0

64 You want to know how we eat innocent animals? They are delicious. That's how.

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glitchedgamer 0

Oh, just touch the damn bacon. He didnt ask to shove it down your throat.

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rebecca_marie_21 0

I'm a vegetarian too doesn't mean you can't touch meat. Listening to your dad.

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MxRusko 0

Meat is gross right? especialy raw.

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macguy4321 14

I agree with 542 - respect your father and go make him some bacon

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AFuckinCrocodile 6

If you don't like bacon you don't deserve to be alive.

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Splayd 10

Just work yourself up into a frenzy until your gag reflex activates. Vomit all over everything. Then he won't ask you to make bacon, anymore.

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