By Joy - 16/06/2010 14:42 - Denmark

Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 078
You deserved it 19 249
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

DemonChicken 0

or maybe the,"good joke honey" was sarcasm for,"I know you've given a million handjobs,just touch it" think about it!!

67 4
tencentsakiss 19

or your dad knows you are a vegetarian but assumed that you could still at least touch meat. refusing to touch it seems extreme.

58 8

Comments

rttr 18

Meat can be bad for you, people who eat meat have higher risks if heart attacks and other deadly things. sorry OP. BTW I'm also a vegitarian.

1 0
iateapenguin 27

And not eating meat can severely deprive you of proteins, zinc, vitamin B12, omega-3s and other essential fats that are replaced by carbs and more carbs which leads to - you guessed it - heart disease and other deadly things! :D Primates aren't supposed to have vegetarian diets. Cows are. If animal cruelty is your problem, then eat organic meat, you'll be expanding the market for it.

0 0
madamefabulous 11

You didn't, though. You were born at the top. -.-

0 0
BubblyNinja13 0

I honestly don't see what the big deal is. You could've worn gloves or something.

1 1
Lovleyreign 0

If your trying to think of nature and animals you really have to look at the big picture. There's a cycle and in the modern day, we are the biggest predictor out there. We are SUPPOSE to eat other animals because that's how we where MADE. People that disrupt the cycle, disrupt nature. In that sense you are against nature and animals. Stop trying to seem like your doing good thing, cause your not.

1 3
Jawa99 9

I totally know how you feel. I'm a vegetarian myself, and once, we were making turkey for Thanksgiving so I asked if I could be excused from the lesson because of my beliefs. The teacher laughed and said, "So, do you want to fail instead?"

2 0
Strafeh 9

Beat your meat Bet the game

0 0
Skimbap 0

how about suck it and stop being a pussy?

2 4
ronniejacobs 6

Meat is good why would you even be a vegetarian?

0 2
OverBlossomed 21

Fruit is good too. Not everyone likes it.

0 0
Evilbear 16

FYL, I totally understand you, I don't want to touch meat too. Everyone's like y u no eat them animals eat animals too, it's nature. But putting animals in small shelters too torture them and eventually eat them is not nature, so stfu

2 2