By Joy - 16/06/2010 14:42 - Denmark

Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML
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DemonChicken 0

or maybe the,"good joke honey" was sarcasm for,"I know you've given a million handjobs,just touch it" think about it!!

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tencentsakiss 19

or your dad knows you are a vegetarian but assumed that you could still at least touch meat. refusing to touch it seems extreme.

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Evilbear 16

And everyone who says penisses are meat too, penisses are not the result of killing animals. Meat is.

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krisanda 5

Bacon for guests? Odd choice.

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havenmusic12 2

**** all you agreeing with her. I'm a vegetarian and don't try to get attention by making a big deal about touching meat. No ones making you eat it just help out your dad and cook the ******* food like a normal human

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thatonetribute 31

You deserve it for not living bacon.

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cowboyslife 14

YDI, for being vegetarian, have you ever tried a real nice steak? Cause if you have you wouldn't be vegetarian.

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20agram 13

"Break out the good bacon dear, we have guests coming over"

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