By rawr_ily96 - 24/5/2020 08:00 - United States


Today, I was struck at home with a stomach virus. My dad, being an occasional insensitive smart-ass, decided to cook some bacon, sit right in front of the couch I was lying on, and eat the bacon. Last time I tried to eat bacon with a stomach virus... Not pretty. FML
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By  hippobunny  |  14

was the couch near the kitchen? cause if you were lying near the place where you make food ydi. so no one can cook cause you sick and the smell offends you? go to another room dude