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By Joy - 16/06/2010 14:42 - Denmark

Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 14:52 - United States - Medway

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

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Barf

By rawr_ily96 - 24/05/2020 08:00 - United States

Today, I was struck at home with a stomach virus. My dad, being an occasional insensitive smart-ass, decided to cook some bacon, sit right in front of the couch I was lying on, and eat the bacon. Last time I tried to eat bacon with a stomach virus... Not pretty. FML

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As a treat

By Undercooked - 24/09/2013 19:08 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML

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By NickC - 29/11/2009 00:40 - Malaysia

Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML

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Walking stereotype over here

By Anonymous - 23/07/2023 10:00

Today, I realized my father-in-law is basically Ron Swanson, when at a barbecue he ate some of my daughter's vegan sausages by mistake. When I told him they were vegan, he went to the bathroom, forced himself to throw them up, then sat and demolished 4 burgers, 8 sausages, and 6 chicken thighs, "LIKE A REAL MAN!" FML

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Ham-fisted attempt

By HamHanded - 10/03/2017 09:17

Today, my loving but absent-minded father gave me a packet of ham for my birthday, which would be pretty shit even if I hadn't been a strict vegetarian for the last 27 years. FML

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By Username - 25/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

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You deserved it 4 165

By sick of this shit - 12/03/2016 13:33 - United States - West Grove

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

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You deserved it 1 755

By fack - 26/11/2013 18:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML

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You deserved it 10 189

By BFH4Life - 30/11/2011 09:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad announced to the whole family that we will be having a vegetarian dinner this Christmas to make my step-mum happy. FML

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DemonChicken 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 19:07

or maybe the,"good joke honey" was sarcasm for,"I know you've given a million handjobs,just touch it" think about it!!

tencentsakiss 19

Wednesday 16 June 2010 19:30

or your dad knows you are a vegetarian but assumed that you could still at least touch meat. refusing to touch it seems extreme.

Comments

jjesseroggaa 3

Thursday 17 June 2010 7:53

I love meat. I love the stuff that makes it BURN WHEN YOU POOP! :O

misarei 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 8:01

just make the bacon and eat it! you won't make a diffrence, might as well enjoy it. make the slaughtering worth while. its delicious! :)

gatorbait12345 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 8:52

get over it

dillies 3

Thursday 17 June 2010 8:53

with or without wings???????

tiannnna 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:23

I've been vegetarian too, for about 8 years. It's not unnatural, and it's very healthy. Vegetarians happen to be the healthiest people on earth, statiscally speaking. (when I say vegetarians, I mean VEGETARIANS, NOT VEGANS.) So all you rednecks who commented above might want to try eating less fat encrusted meat like bacon ;). You'll probably end up dying of heart attacks, high blood pressure, cholesterol and the like. GOOD LUCK.

saliva3737 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 10:02

I bet you hug trees too.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 17 June 2010 19:42

It's even better when they hug you back.

JokeMeister 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 10:06

Because itsstupid and he can't believe that of you. You were kind of bummed he didn't acknowledge your personal statement, hunh?Doofus.

RyRy965 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 10:10

#45 you cute and all but stfu bacon is delicious what you should do is slit the throat

SarcasticBunny 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 10:55

I'm a vegan, but I have no problem preparing meat for my family as long as I'm not going to eat it. You should accept the fact that other people are omnivores just as the fact you're a veggie and get a grip. Oh wow, bacon! It's the end of the world!