By Joy - 16/06/2010 14:42 - Denmark

Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML
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DemonChicken 0

or maybe the,"good joke honey" was sarcasm for,"I know you've given a million handjobs,just touch it" think about it!!

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tencentsakiss 19

or your dad knows you are a vegetarian but assumed that you could still at least touch meat. refusing to touch it seems extreme.

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stinkykitty 0

#163- it is outrages to state that our "digestive system is not meant to digest meat" of course it is, the evidence is our teeth, **** sapiens (modern humans) are meant to have both veggies and meat combain. plus, meat carries the fatty acids that restore nerve tissue.

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SaturnE_fml 0

OK. You rage out your combain. However, your proof is contradicted by proof that meat inflames your colon, stomach and other tissues. See Chron's disease. Yes, fiber and vegetables make it worse, but it's because of the inflammation meat products caused. Also, meat sits around in your digestive track, thus intestinal cleansing fasts. * Nerves don't repair, muscle and other tissue is what protein and fatty acids repair. These are found in almonds and other sources.

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chapachristina4 0

idk if #352 said this cuz he used alot of words lol but when you don't eat meat for a long time then your stomach is not used to digesting it, so it can lead to severe constipation.

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Spenny1515 0

The bacon is already dead. Cooking it won't make it, or any other animal, less dead. Besides, it was going to get cooked anyway. What's the problem here? Btw, meat is awesome.

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aardvarkish 16

I think Ali G said it best: If some one killed a chicken in front of you, and then said, "Eat this chicken, or I'll kill another chicken, what would you do?"

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Raddaya 3

I'd let him kill the other chicken, then eat them both.

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Houndourpup 0

ydi for being rediculous youre not eating it

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NickK49 0

52 I'll think of your profile pic so I last longer *shudder*

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Jstarks 0

I have no respect for all the veggies who say meat us unatural now. I go hunting every year and I get the best meat possible so SHUT UP!

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OverBlossomed 21

Attitudes like yours are why I think hunting should be outlawed.

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lalala098 0

you veggie haters can SUCK IT. I'm a veg and I think your dad might be stupid if ya haven't figured it out xD stick with who you are and be a veg forever!!! :D VEGETARIANS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pyromcr 3

you fail for being q vegitarian. go shoot something!!!

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skyeyez9 24

I dont care what you choose to eat, as long as I don't preached at about why I should eat a certain way by anybody. Vegan? yay, I'm happy for you, but don't act like you're superior cause the food you eat is different and vice versa.

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ilikepieanddylan 0

if he/she doesn't want to slit the throat of innocent animals and be a borderline cannibal he's a bad person that makes sence you say that murder is wrong but by the way humans are animals too so apperantly slaughterhouses are not killing people just animals that makes sence so there's a diffrence between stringing up your cat sliting it's throat than a cows you people make me sick

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