By SonOfaSpy - 18/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

He knows too much. Dispose of him quickly.

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elboon 0

Crazy guy. Go along with it just for the hell of it. :P

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hazumu_fml 8

leave a note that says "the surveillance will continue till morale improves!" on their door. =D

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RokNRoll11 9

Big Brother 2.0 at least in his eyes person who deserves better in mine

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molotovdogwitch 0

It sounds like the poor man has paranoid schizophrenia, maybe try to get in touch with his family so he can get help?

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bekster88 3

Your neighbor needs to stay on his meds.

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tilgare 2

Of course you were there first, his old spy neighbors gave the agency the go ahead and had you planted there.

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nosmoking0 3

haha nice king of the hill quote there buddy.

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ArsenalFan12 0

yeah that sounds reasonable

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cicinyc 7

Who Crapped In His Cornflakes?

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