Love, Sleep, Relatable and Awkward: The only way to have a decent conversation - FML

The only way to have a decent conversation

By Anonymous - 18/07/2022 22:00

Today, I realised I'm one of those people who can talk without caring if anyone is listening. I was telling my husband about something, and noticed he was asleep. I checked our living room camera. He was asleep when I got home and I just started talking, for 20 minutes, without realising he was asleep. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 18 July 2022 22:56

I hope you realize that you're also one of those people who can write without caring if anyone is reading.

Anderling 29

Monday 18 July 2022 22:04

The good news is, this is something you can unlearn. Have a conversation, over text if you don’t trust yourself, with your loved ones and friends and explain the situation and ask for their help.

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Anderling 29

Monday 18 July 2022 22:04

The good news is, this is something you can unlearn. Have a conversation, over text if you don’t trust yourself, with your loved ones and friends and explain the situation and ask for their help.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 18 July 2022 22:56

I hope you realize that you're also one of those people who can write without caring if anyone is reading.

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