By RS - 17/03/2015 16:25 - United States - Delray Beach

Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML
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rhiannahoward14 19

Well, why WAS there an onion on your head?

Rayth 19

Impressing people are overrated just be yourself instead

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Rayth 19

Impressing people are overrated just be yourself instead

Agreed. Be yourself and you'll impress people.

im_a_black_guy 10

Unless you're a murderer

it's only a a hairdo it's not like they changed their whole personality

Countryboy1996 18

That comment needs more likes and to be on the front of a newspaper or something.

The good thing is that hair grows back! You should experiment with different kinds of gels and stuff until it grows back

stupidity99 16

I don't think they got a haircut, maybe STYLED their hair differently?

I was thinking she put it up in a bun or something. You have to be crazy to cut your hair that drastically for someone that your only crushing on.

psychopolarbear 28

I'm guessing it was a sock bun.

rhiannahoward14 19

Well, why WAS there an onion on your head?

she was going for a Jimmy Neutron look

gobiteme2 34

She was looking for a piece of cheese and hamburger patty. Going to make a Sandwich.

hippodankamus 22

Don't try to be someone you're not. If someone can't accept you for who you are then don't pursue them.

cryssycakesx3 22

ehh, it's just a hairstyle. it's not like she just completely pretended to be someone else. you've never worn a shirt or something because someone said they liked it?

Steve95401 49

Next time, don't get your hair styled with a weed whacker at Home Depot.

Reminds me of an FML where the guy brutally butchered a frog with one of those :(

Don't change yourself for other people.

If only he was Shrek.

SystemofaBlink41 27

He would have been all ogre her.

Because Ogres have.. Never mind.

shiffizzle 13

Never do something to impress someone, just be yourself.

Not even trick to impress someone?

Skip on the onion next time. At least he noticed you, right? No? Okay...

Silly onion head. Lol way more sexier when a woman can be herself around a guy.