By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 165
You deserved it 2 911

Same thing different taste

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sheerem 7

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

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Sicilysstallion 2

When you gotta to , you gotta to

doglover100 28

Girls do fart. She feels comfortable around you enough to fart in front of you.

why are you saying FML at this? she obviously had an upset stomach

At least she feels comfortable enough to fart around you.. Or she is testing to see how committed you really are

JoseIsAdork 31

that's when you squeeze your butt cheeks together, forget the damn Charmin!

The need to use the bathroom doesn't always come at the most convenient time. Get over yourself OP, it's part of life.

she probably had to shit like every other female does. if your gonna be with her the rest of your life, you better get used to her farts.