Love: Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and...

By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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sheerem 7

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:15

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

zachlibby 4

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:13

Nothing more romantic than a fart.

Comments

OneGirlsLife 20

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:19

*shrugs* We can't be cute all the time.

ReptarTheStar 6

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:25

BUT GIRLS DON'T POOP.

ebonyirony 29

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:44

Yup. We do. Mind blown?

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 15 August 2012 6:02

"I gotta take a real fast dump, do da do da Boys can't know that girls go poop, oh the do da day."

ReptarTheStar 6

Wednesday 15 August 2012 6:55

YUS .____________.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 15 August 2012 7:45

What the hell are you people talking about? I NEVER poop. Unless you count the rainbows, butterflies, and glitter that falls out the back of me sometimes.

AKiDNamedJoHn 12

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:20

You gotta go when you gotta go

MagicStallion 9

Wednesday 15 August 2012 21:11

.... I thought it was When you gotta go, you gotta go. I'm not OCD. :0

ImBrent 8

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:22

I don't see why this is an FML, if anything it should be from the girls perspective.

debbster7 18

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:22

Maybe she just had to go to the bathroom? Just a thought. :)

fbear10 5

Wednesday 15 August 2012 6:07

Really random thought but i love your picture :)

ArrickMorris 4

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:23

So she probably just had to go.

AmericanJedhead 10

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:23

Oh god... at least she feels comfortable around you??? But really OP, that was quite sweet of you to do. I mean, even if she didn't fully appreciate the gesture, at least you tried:)

ImBrent 8

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:24

How do you know she was just being comfortable around him? She probably had stomach problems that she couldn't control.

angeluv_2014 22

Wednesday 15 August 2012 6:41

Exactly! You should feel bad for her. Imagine how you would feel if you wanted to enjoy a romantic moment with your man and you got really sick with the runs and couldn't help it? Seriously- have some empathy!

JustKittyKat 24

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:24

Some bodily functions cannot be contained. She couldn't help it. My girlfriend taught me to be okay with natural functions in front of her. I think all couples would benefit from not thinking it's the end of the world if their partner passes gas in their presence. I just wish she wouldn't baby talk me every time one slips. Hahaha :)

perdix 29

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:24

If you can get past the farting, you are most of the way to not ever falling apart. (Farting is the REAL cause of most divorces.) I suppose you would have preferred she shit her pants while listening to your entire boring, maudlin speech.