Today, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in my head to remember them. FML
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Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML
Today, I can remember enough of a song for it to be stuck in my head, but not enough of it to help me identify the song. FML
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Today, my brain seemingly went on vacation and I forgot the lyrics to a song I was performing in front of a live audience, so I ended up ad-libbing a bunch of garbage. FML
Today, I was just beginning a calculus exam when my brain thought it was a good time to get stuck on the song "Close Every Door" from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Now that the exam is over, I'm afraid that I can foresee the future through song. FML
Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML
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PenguinBitch 44
I'll give you an applause for trying, even though I show no emotion whatsoever with my poker face.
curt194 10
Please tell me you said "don't you know my ass is famous?" After saying Uranus?
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Comments (85)
shhhaaarrron 12
Hey! Whatever works! If you're singing in your head there's nothing to be ashamed about
Kruiser 16
Puh-puh-puh-puh-planets puh-puh-puh-pluto
Wani_fml 12
But Pluto isn't a planet!
AnOriginalName 19
Pluto will always be a planet in my heart.
TallMist 32
NASA WAS WRONG! Pluto is clearly still a planet! Just because it has barely circled the sun a few times means nothing to its planetary status! Hush up!
Brianna_Ray 23
Whatever works I guess :p I personally like Lady Gaga.
Theofficializzy 9
How did your ears not bleed?
doodlecloud 27
Eh, I still say My Very Easy Method Just Shows Us Nine Planets. I could name them without it but it's quicker and easier...why make life extra difficult? Hell, I even still use the alphabet song occasionally.
Ki11erC 18
Except that's wrong now...
doodlecloud 27
Still helps me remember the others. Besides, Pluto will always be a planet in my heart.
GraceyBlueEyes 13
my very easy method just sums up naming planets is the one I know. I will always consider Pluto one.
andromeda335 9
You know we are old when Pluto is still considered a planet...
stoych 19
My 7 year old son was struggling to remember the planets for his school project. Thanks for this, I have never seen it before but I'm going to use it with him. :0)
alyant 12
Don't worry I still have to use a calculator to make sure two and two is four
False_Stupidity 42
It's not 3? Damn, i've been wrong all these years.
Binglebeee 16
There's nothing bad about that OP, everyone does little things like this to help them remember =)
aamir251 18
How old are you again?
mackdeezy 22
Drake and Josh showed me. I saw Mercury, then Venus. I saw the earth, then Mars....
InsanePPG 25
Saw Jupiter, then Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune!
GirlGamer12345 22
So? You remembered then didn't you? Some people just remember like that. Don't worry about it OP