Today, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in my head to remember them. FML
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Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML
Today, I can remember enough of a song for it to be stuck in my head, but not enough of it to help me identify the song. FML
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Today, my brain seemingly went on vacation and I forgot the lyrics to a song I was performing in front of a live audience, so I ended up ad-libbing a bunch of garbage. FML
Today, I was just beginning a calculus exam when my brain thought it was a good time to get stuck on the song "Close Every Door" from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Now that the exam is over, I'm afraid that I can foresee the future through song. FML
Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML
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PenguinBitch 44
I'll give you an applause for trying, even though I show no emotion whatsoever with my poker face.
curt194 10
Please tell me you said "don't you know my ass is famous?" After saying Uranus?
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Comments (85)
dreamweaver1227 11
I am very sad to say I know planets because of Sailor Moon. No shame, OP.
sailorarctic 22
thats not sad. if you delve into the fanbase and meet the fan created scouts you learn other astral bodies as well as planets, many not even in our solar system.
Lanker 17
I dont like when people bring Sailor Moon up. I feel so sad just to think that almost every character dies :'(
CrazyGirlfriend 21
I did too! it was my favorite anime as a child and really got me into being an anime nerd.
dquirke 7
I sing the one from Drake and Josh :)
LPHeadstrong 8
"DON'T YOU KNOW MY ASS IS FAMOUS?"
WingedApollo 12
**** it whatever works.
hulopro 16
Like that one episode of Hannah Montana where she memorized bones with a random choreographed song.
ViviMage 40
My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas!
SwtCherryPie 26
Yay, you included Pluto.
thatssomia 12
how is that a fml? that's fine :)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I used to have mnemonic tricks like that too OP. At least it works :)
tranced_ 45
that's a good technique.. you're a bright student :)
Eirina_fml 12
I watched Sailor Moon. So yeah. I remember them >.>