Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
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Zelphoric 25
Anddd time to unfriend
Welshite 40
Aww he just wants to be your breast friend.
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Comments (100)
Taylor22294 24
What you do is snapshot this fml then tag him on Facebook. He'll unfriend hisself.
kellyem2 20
I guess it wasn't so much shy as he was carefully avoided.
stupidface15 16
wait i submitted this days ago and it got rejected and it actually happened to me. except im a guy
Mauskau 36
My friend and I used to tag eachother on our boobs, but if someone randomly started doing it it'd be horrible. You have to accept tags now, I think. Gone are the days of tagging everything and anything on anyone's pictures.
erenjaeger 16
You have to set it that way in your settings.
FlyingPie 17
Exqueeze me, I **** hear you because I have an ear infucktion. Butt tit's okay, we can finger it out, because we're the breast of friends.
cryssycakesx3 23
a bit too hard, bro.
BreathingClover 19
actually, that was kinda funny :P
JuzReading 23
Probably should have talked to him in person to determine what kinda person he is. Anyways, he sounds very strange.
shel1207 8
hahahaha
JBChristian 47
Take down breast pictures? Just a suggestion.
scottacj 4
You realize that she probably means just in general pictures with her chest in them... And even if not why should she have to do that just because he's a pig? Just remove him instead
ibanghellokitty 8
Don't worry your not the only one he's sees as nice! XD
ninety 25
That's far from true, at least in my experiences. I've met many crazies that were far from shy.