Miscellaneous: Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my...

By creepyyy - 17/05/2014 16:54 - United States

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML

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By creeper-status - 05/05/2016 17:37 - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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By lonely_island - 28/04/2014 21:27 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML

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WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2019 06:13 - Canada - Vaudreuil

Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML

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By destiny147 - 30/11/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML

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Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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Zelphoric 25

Saturday 17 May 2014 21:29

Anddd time to unfriend

Welshite 39

Saturday 17 May 2014 21:29

Aww he just wants to be your breast friend.

Comments

blcusername 27

Sunday 18 May 2014 2:22

It was nice of you to friend him, but now it's time to delete and block him.

ultra_notorious 26

Sunday 18 May 2014 3:07

that's what happen using fakebook!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 18 May 2014 3:10

Looks like he is looking for a girlfriend

Vita_1 30

Sunday 18 May 2014 3:11

So much for being shy, eh? Haha

penguin_bitchez 15

Sunday 18 May 2014 3:36

Don't show your breasts on facebook then

EpicGuy70 13

Sunday 18 May 2014 6:20

Dick move…real dick move.

nomoreparty 11

Sunday 18 May 2014 7:50

Do not add random people to facebook unless you know them.

an3ph 20

Sunday 18 May 2014 7:52

Why didn't I think of that?

Lavakins1 13

Sunday 18 May 2014 8:13

That sucks

atsignat 18

Sunday 18 May 2014 12:56

Time unfriend and block him. Also time to confront him in person and explain clearly to him that those are bad manners and weird

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