Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML
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Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
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Top comments
Zelphoric 25
Anddd time to unfriend
Welshite 40
Aww he just wants to be your breast friend.
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Comments (100)
deedeedeniel 17
Wow... I'd go up to him and yell that he's a Creepy pervert-.-
mashbros64 1
Shy kids are shy for a reason dipshit don't even pretend to think you were being nice
joshi42 16
What a tit...
stepmommy 5
this guy probably new you were doing it out of pity and decided to make it entertaining for himself. I think it is hilarious and harmless.
fallen_dragonkin 12
that sucks but you know you can decline the tags, and block him?
Omniprism 15
Delete.
mockingjay87 4
Holy lol. So creepy!
romanova83 6
It's the quiet ones...
stepymac 15
It's always quiet ones
IceWrath 22
Ah, kudos for you being nice but Facebook should be reserved for those you know personally. Otherwise you get weird shit thrown at you periodically.