Work and Job interview: Assumptions - FML

Assumptions

By Blue Lemon - 13/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 13 December 2020 20:38

No, the wire was just a good cover story -- he really was staring at your tits. I don't know what's perverted about a man looking at a full-grown woman's breasts. Seems perfectly normal, although it was rude to be so obvious about it.

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Monday 14 December 2020 9:57

Hopefully she doesn't lose out to a girl with a bigger wire popping out of her shirt.

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 13 December 2020 20:38

No, the wire was just a good cover story -- he really was staring at your tits. I don't know what's perverted about a man looking at a full-grown woman's breasts. Seems perfectly normal, although it was rude to be so obvious about it.

Charlie Given 25

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Monday 14 December 2020 5:38

Well hopefully it helps land the job lol

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Monday 14 December 2020 9:57

Hopefully she doesn't lose out to a girl with a bigger wire popping out of her shirt.

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Monday 21 December 2020 3:21

A) Why were you wearing a shirt that showed cleavage to a job interview? B) How did you not notice that wire?

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