Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, I went into to shake a big wig's hand at work, and he went in for a hug. I couldn't pull my hand away fast enough, so I cupped his entire titty for at least 10 seconds. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I started giving my boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a weirded-out look, removed my hand, called me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him for the rest of the day. FML
Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML
Today, I went in to hug my boss after a big project presentation, all because I misread his body language and thought he was opening his arms to me, but he was actually reaching for his jacket. I basically hugged his sleeve while he stared at me like I’d lost my mind. FML
Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML
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stevenJB 25
Maybe you should've figured out WHY he was the creepy guy at work. XD
perdix 31
In Google Translate from English to Creepy Guy, "Good Morning" means "We're married, take me!"
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Comments (125)
cherries62212 16
I've had that happen before. I told my manager... the guy stopped being so... creepy.
twaumat 28
yea that's just awkward...
bgdkmcgee 10
Sounds like you need a tazer.
Hannah_Lynnn 5
Now you know why he's the creepy guy
stevothedevo 25
Does your company not have a sexual harassment policy?? That's breaching it majorly.
permaband_usr 14
And...who is to say that he wasn't trying to hook it......when he noticed it had somehow unhooked and he didn't want to embarrass her; so he gave her a simple hug to fix the situation and *now* he's the "creepy bad guy".
icepick23 12
Awwwwwwwwwwww...........
Sudoc 29
I would have cleaned his clock!
RedPillSucks 33
Erm.... A man wearing a bra?
Elfkid21 19
and we understand qhy he's the creepy guy at work
LoneBooker88 16
guess he's the creepy guy for a reason....