Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, I went into to shake a big wig's hand at work, and he went in for a hug. I couldn't pull my hand away fast enough, so I cupped his entire titty for at least 10 seconds. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I started giving my boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a weirded-out look, removed my hand, called me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him for the rest of the day. FML
Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML
Today, I went in to hug my boss after a big project presentation, all because I misread his body language and thought he was opening his arms to me, but he was actually reaching for his jacket. I basically hugged his sleeve while he stared at me like I’d lost my mind. FML
Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML
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stevenJB 25
Maybe you should've figured out WHY he was the creepy guy at work. XD
perdix 31
In Google Translate from English to Creepy Guy, "Good Morning" means "We're married, take me!"
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Comments (125)
Spark_Slicker 19
I'll say what plenty of other people have said: Report him for sexual harassment. He should be fired. If you just let this go, he'll likely sexually assault someone else.
kelseythompson 27
thats touching... *tear slowly rolls down cheek*
spazz666 18
The "it's not (sexual harassment, rape, etc.) if he/she liked it!" Jokes aren't funny anymore. Go back to middle school. Sexual harassment is not something to joke about.
sonnyrosa 32
Well, obviously, by saying good morning to him, you are now in a serious, committed relationship, in which it's perfectly acceptable for him to try and remove your undergarments. He's probably been dreaming of this moment for months. But in all seriousness, the sounds like a sexual harassment issue that can be brought to your manager
whY402Jay 12
Boner city.
jazzmancarron 11
knee. to the balls. get there.
chuckcloninger 12
Report him. He may be more dangerous than you suspect and it might not be so funny sometime soon. Seriously.
amifaiyaz 12
What. Don't you get fired for that kind of crap at work??
01Ben21 10
You should be flattered.
NickaPLZ 26
Creepy guy for sure...