Scheming

By Blood aint shhh - 03/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
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cuz803 44

Beat your sister's ass and never speak to her again. They both wronged you to an unforgivable degree. I'm sorry this happened to you. Move on and cut both of them out your life permanently.

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婊子是同性恋婊子婊子是同性恋 4

Wow what a coward. Making up a childish plan with some bitch so they can date instead of him manning up and telling you he’s a cheating scumbag. You dodged a bullet. Thank your lucky stars you didn’t marry this dumbass. Your sister has no prize. Believe me.

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cuz803 44

Beat your sister's ass and never speak to her again. They both wronged you to an unforgivable degree. I'm sorry this happened to you. Move on and cut both of them out your life permanently.

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RichardPencil 30

Your sister's story is evidence. Even if it is false and completely fabricated, your ex-fiancé will believe it because he wants to. This is how the MAGA world works.

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Anderling 32

It’s a small mercy that your sister decided to cook up that story *before* you tied yourself to your cheat of an ex financially and not after. But a mercy nonetheless.

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婊子是同性恋婊子婊子是同性恋 4

Wow what a coward. Making up a childish plan with some bitch so they can date instead of him manning up and telling you he’s a cheating scumbag. You dodged a bullet. Thank your lucky stars you didn’t marry this dumbass. Your sister has no prize. Believe me.

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ODBeefalo 10

I always liked the idea of writing both their number in every bathroom stall. "For a good time with some cheating slots call: ###" it's simple and when they get asked "is this the cheating ****" over the phone they will probably know who did it... but have no proof. and it's MOSTLY harmless.

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